Three men married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from New Hampshire. He told her that she was to do the dishes and the house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Maine (his sister). He gave his new bride orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a hot meal on the table.
The third man married a woman from Pennsylvania. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. His armed had healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and unload the dishwasher. He still has difficulty when he pees.
Allies or Enemies. You Make the Call I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you f%$k with me, I’ll kill you all. Marine General James Mattis to Iraqi Tribal Leaders