One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. After he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," was her reply. "What does it say on your shirt??"
He yelled back, "Go Steelers!!"
She called back, "Use hot water, a box of Tide, and four cups of bleach!"
Allies or Enemies. You Make the Call I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you f%$k with me, I’ll kill you all. Marine General James Mattis to Iraqi Tribal Leaders