Post by icefishnh on Mar 14, 2006 15:14:45 GMT
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What do you do??
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Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I
carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send
to society and my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? If I were to grab
his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing
me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to
raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to discuss it with some friends
over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"
i properly stole this from packing.org ;D ;D
found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What do you do??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I
carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send
to society and my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? If I were to grab
his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing
me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to
raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to discuss it with some friends
over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer
BANG!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Redneck's Answer
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"
i properly stole this from packing.org ;D ;D