Three fellas who go together every year to deer hunting camp were all gathered one day to talk about plans for camp. They each brought their wives with them. One guy’s wife informed him in front of his hunting buddies he would NOT be going to deer camp this year. His two friends were shocked and felt bad.
On the day the two guys arrived at deer camp, their third hunting buddy was already there, had camp set up and was relaxing with a can of Pepsi.
“I thought your wife said you couldn’t come to camp?” asked one. “What happened?”
“Well,” he said. “Night before last I came home and my wife met me at the door wearing some pretty provocative kind of fancy, lacy lingerie. She told me to follow her to the bedroom. Once I got up there, she dumped a bag of ropes and handcuffs out on the bed and told me to tie her up to the bed. Once I had that done, she said, ‘Now, do whatever you want!’ So, I rushed downstairs and packed up my gear and here I am!”