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Post by Scout on Oct 5, 2009 13:00:06 GMT
An old woodsman sat down at the coffee shop and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the woodsman and asked, 'Are you a real woodsman?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life shooting guns, cutting wood, trapping, fishing, hunting, bailing hay, cleaning fish, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a woodsman.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old woodsman and asked, 'Are you a real woodsman?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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Post by MK-M-GOBL on Oct 5, 2009 13:30:01 GMT
;D Well I guess I'm a lesbian too ;D
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Post by nastygunz on Oct 6, 2009 23:07:40 GMT
ME3
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