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Bubba
Jun 11, 2008 3:47:21 GMT
Post by nastygunz on Jun 11, 2008 3:47:21 GMT
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
> badly.The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so
> they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The
> three men had always done everything together.Cooter
> arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
> sheet,Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty
> bad. You better roll him over.'The mortician rolled him
> over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'The
> mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought
> Gomer In to confirm the identity of the body.Gomer looked
> at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt
> up. Roll him over.'The mortician rolled him over and
> Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'The mortician
> asked, 'How can you tell?'Gomer said, 'Well,
> Bubba had two assholes.''What? He had two
> assholes?' asked the mortician.'Yup, we never seen
> 'em, but everybody used to say, ....'There's
> Bubba with them two assholes.' '
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