Post by browning204 on Sept 21, 2006 13:29:19 GMT
-----Subject: Limited Edition NH Barbies
Limited Edition NH Barbies
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls
for the New Hampshire Market:
[glow=red,2,300]Bedford Barbie[/glow]
This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Bedford stores. She comes
with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired
foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or
without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction
with "augmented" version.
[glow=red,2,300]Concord Barbie[/glow]
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar
Minivan and matching gym ou tfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time
occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
separately.
[glow=red,2,300]Manchester Barbie[/glow]
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is
only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably
small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you
are talking about.
[glow=red,2,300]Amherst Barbie[/glow]
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or
Hummer h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club
membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private
School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
[glow=red,2,300]Laconia Barbie[/glow]
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has
a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit
over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk. Purchuse
her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker
absolutely free.
[glow=red,2,300]Loon Barbie[/glow]
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski
outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the
lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.
[glow=red,2,300]Claremont Barbie[/glow]
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
Beer-Gutted Ken out of Newport Barbie's house.
Her ensemble includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a
see through halter top. Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.
[glow=red,2,300]Peterborough Barbie[/glow]
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or
need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Montpelier Barbies and the optional
Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
[glow=red,2,300]Hanover Barbie[/glow]
This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV,
complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll also
comes with his own mountain bike and dog.
[glow=red,2,300]Franklin Barbie[/glow]
This Barbie is only 14 and comes with a stroller and infant
doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his
'79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the
addition of the infant.
[glow=red,2,300]Dover barbie[/glow]
This chain smoking, beer chugging model has a low rise jeans
complete with muffin tops, for that extra something to hold on to. She has a
lower back tattoo, cuz she's kinda slutty like that. She drives a 1995
ford probe, and thinks she can dance better then you can. She comes
complete with drug-dealing Ken, who doesn't have a car or his license
b/c he's on probation. Navel piercing sold separately
[glow=red,2,300]Farmington Barbie[/glow]
This Barbie comes with tangled hair and missing teeth. She is
sporting LA Gear sneakers, Tapered Jeans and a B.U.M equipment belly shirt.
Farmington Barbie is also available with bearded Ken who serves as
her cousin/boyfriend.
Limited Edition NH Barbies
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls
for the New Hampshire Market:
[glow=red,2,300]Bedford Barbie[/glow]
This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Bedford stores. She comes
with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired
foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or
without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction
with "augmented" version.
[glow=red,2,300]Concord Barbie[/glow]
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar
Minivan and matching gym ou tfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time
occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
separately.
[glow=red,2,300]Manchester Barbie[/glow]
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is
only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably
small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you
are talking about.
[glow=red,2,300]Amherst Barbie[/glow]
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or
Hummer h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club
membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private
School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
[glow=red,2,300]Laconia Barbie[/glow]
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has
a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit
over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk. Purchuse
her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker
absolutely free.
[glow=red,2,300]Loon Barbie[/glow]
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski
outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the
lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.
[glow=red,2,300]Claremont Barbie[/glow]
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
Beer-Gutted Ken out of Newport Barbie's house.
Her ensemble includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a
see through halter top. Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.
[glow=red,2,300]Peterborough Barbie[/glow]
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or
need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Montpelier Barbies and the optional
Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
[glow=red,2,300]Hanover Barbie[/glow]
This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV,
complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll also
comes with his own mountain bike and dog.
[glow=red,2,300]Franklin Barbie[/glow]
This Barbie is only 14 and comes with a stroller and infant
doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his
'79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the
addition of the infant.
[glow=red,2,300]Dover barbie[/glow]
This chain smoking, beer chugging model has a low rise jeans
complete with muffin tops, for that extra something to hold on to. She has a
lower back tattoo, cuz she's kinda slutty like that. She drives a 1995
ford probe, and thinks she can dance better then you can. She comes
complete with drug-dealing Ken, who doesn't have a car or his license
b/c he's on probation. Navel piercing sold separately
[glow=red,2,300]Farmington Barbie[/glow]
This Barbie comes with tangled hair and missing teeth. She is
sporting LA Gear sneakers, Tapered Jeans and a B.U.M equipment belly shirt.
Farmington Barbie is also available with bearded Ken who serves as
her cousin/boyfriend.
